i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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