I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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