This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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