After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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