But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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