It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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