i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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