lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
