is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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