Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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