Do you still have your period?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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