The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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