Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Boobs speak an international language.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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