i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
