I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
We need to get me chipped asap
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
