I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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