she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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