Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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