Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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