sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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