The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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