the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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