you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The air was thick with penises
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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