This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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