Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
