and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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