Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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