I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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