if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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