you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Randomize
