I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
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