I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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