I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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