...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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