Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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