New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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