he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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