Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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