I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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