she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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