There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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