I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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