I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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