My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Do vagina's smell?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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