fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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