just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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