I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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