? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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