There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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