he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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